If everything was a dream

So I have this habit of messing up things when I'm cranky.

Last night I slept very late after the weekend special dinner, teasing, laughter and music. Not surprising, I woke up with the alarm and a heavy head. My room is not properly painted yet. The resulting dust and damp makes me ill. Every morning I sneeze a million times before I pop-in some tablet for the same. And the same happened this morning.

I woke up. Started sneezing. Turning back with a straight face, I opened my drawer. Searching for the medicines box, I finally opened my eyes. damn..its over!!! So no medicine for the resulting wheezing nor head ache. I walked back and threw myself to the bed. I tried to close my eyes and sleep. But all I saw was me running to catch the office cab. I hate doing it. So I lazily woke myself up again.

Now I don't know why I did this. Maybe it was my sub conscious .

I walked towards the TV in the hall. No...I did not switch on the TV but picked up the telephone placed on top of it and sat on the sofa. I was alone in the hall. I don't remember pressing the redial button but I did it. This boring telephone is the intercom we have in our flat to the flat owner and the building security.
Landlady(ld) : hello (sleepy voice. errr....she was sleeping)

me: hello ( me too sleeping)

ld: yes???

me:ya

ld:who is this??

me:maneesha from flat no 315

ld: yes mole...tell me

me: what the F ya???

ld: sorry. didnt hear. u just woke me up up from the sleep.

me: awesomeee.* yyyaaaawwwnnnn*

ld: hello helloo...

me:so when will you paint the room?

ld: I'm trying but not getting the painter.

me: oh ya?? I'm hearing this for past 3 yrs.

ld: 3 yrs??? you came only 4 months back.

me: whatever! tell me when you will do it.

ld: today

me: I'm hearing this for the past 1 year..
ld: gggrrrrrr

me: I will give you time till this saturday

ld: eh???

me: I'm serious. If you dont get the room painted by this saturday..

ld: what will you do?

me: swwweeeeet. I wont pay the rent

ld: ok. do one thing. you vacate

me: I wont vacate. how can you vacate me? *yyyaawwwnnn*

ld: you are staying there and telling you wont pay the rent??

me: yes. I will give you time till saturday.

ld: vaaaccccateeeee my flattttt....

She shouted pitch high and slammed the phone and its only then I woke up completely and realise what I had done. Can I be so cranky??? 

I finished eating my nails, pulling out 123 strands of my hair, calling 13 friends to hear nothing will happen to me. I don't want to go back today and see my things thrown out. 

now playing: happy birthday (flipsyde)