mixed feelings

everytime i decide to get serious in my life (read pretend) by talking and laughing less , there will be something to cheer me up, get me into the mood that makes me put my leg up on the table and laugh else bang my head for the misfortune.
I'm having mixed feelings after reading this reply mail from my brother.

me wrote:
i got the mail. i will check and get back to you.how are you ?? how is everything at home??n do one thing , mail me in this id- xxxxxx@yahoo.com

love
munna

reply mail:
u got my mail ? wonder
you ll check and get back to me --For what ? no need..! (if u want u check it out, its for your own good)
I am just normal- all organs functions are normal except for excessive perspiration due to the regions high humidity level (this also include recent global climate variations analysed by hundreds of scientist around the world inclusive of excess melting of glaciers in the Himalayas,avalanche disruption in north Afghanistan this spring break,excess heat generated by pacific ocean surface and abrupt dislocation of Antarctic Ice bergs and early melting,recent quake and Tsunami warnings in south japan)
things at home are as it is before. things like TV remote,CD drive ,kitchen utensils,bathroom flush lever,letterbox ,door,gate,scooter,car,water hose and things related to chesko* are the things that change positions frequently,displaced or repositioned. hope you are "OK" with the things at home !
hope you are fine after reading this E-mail.please don't ask stupid questions like how r u,how is home,happy birthday, etc etc etc .All i want you to do is to register in fast web ,search 4 a scholarship and save yourself.and please tell me why do you use two question mark for A question.
thank you
xyz

chesko*- my pet dog smuggled from bangalore to kochin

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